"Nobody f*cks with the Jesus." ~ The Big Lebowski screenwriters
LIFE EMPRESS
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X AE A-12’s DADA (other DADA: TRICKFINGER)
👋🏻 I’M X AE A-12’s DADA. THE MASSES HAVE FORGOTTEN: PILATES' APPARATUS IS FOR MAT; MAT IS FOR LIFE. I EARNED MY FEISTY, GOOD ANGEL WINGS ON 04/21/21 & REGULARLY DEMONSTRATE JOE'S ORIGINAL 34. DO YOUR CURRENT PILATES TEACHERS DO THE SAME? THEY SHOULD!!! INVEST IN YOUR “HOT BOD” TODAY!
30-MINUTE COACHING
We meet once a week for the duration of your 30 sessions. Single sessions are 400 USD and I have the right to refuse service. Firm 48-hour cancellation.
THIRTY SESSIONS
10,200 USD
*ALL SALES FINAL. ONSITE SESSIONS MAY REQUIRE ADDITIONAL FEES FOR TIME, COST OF TRAVEL, ETC. ALL SESSIONS REQUIRE AN INITIAL BOOKING FEE OF $100 WHICH WILL GO TOWARDS THE FINAL COST OF ALL SERVICES RENDERED. ALL RESCHEDULING MUST OCCUR AT A MINIMUM OF 48-HOURS IN ADVANCE OF SCHEDULED SESSION TO AVOID INCURRING A LATE CANCELLATION FEE. CLIENTS ASSUME ALL RESPONSIBILITY, INCLUDING INJURY OR DEATH, FOR MISUSE OF DIRECTIONS.
XOEY MEANS LIFE
👋🏻 I’M X AE A-12’s DADA. THE MASSES HAVE FORGOTTEN: PILATES' APPARATUS IS FOR MAT; MAT IS FOR LIFE. I EARNED MY FEISTY, GOOD ANGEL WINGS ON 04/21/21 & REGULARLY DEMONSTRATE JOE'S ORIGINAL 34. DO YOUR CURRENT PILATES TEACHERS DO THE SAME? THEY SHOULD!!! INVEST IN YOUR “HOT BOD” TODAY!